- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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