Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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