What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

XD Jackass.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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