A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I shot a bitch.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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