- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Horse.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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