- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why? Why Not?

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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