once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Ben Corbishley

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What's white and gluey Glue

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