- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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