- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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