what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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