- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

like most people my age. im 27

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Neither have I

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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