- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

the sky is green no it is not

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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