Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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