- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

where is the world?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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