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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Connor is homo

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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