- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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