- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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