whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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