Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

womans rights...

YEAH THEY DO!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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