- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Long joke Your such a downey

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