One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What's big and long? My dick.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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one of the idiot

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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