- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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