- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock Knock Come in

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Sex vagina. lol.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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