What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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I read the terms of service.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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