- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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