"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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who's a slut... you're mom

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

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