- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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