Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

You know what's funny? Rape

Stop Iran! We need the money.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

my wife out of the kitchen

hiya

whats white and sticky glue

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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