jd and zach loves vigina

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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