So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

your face is kinda funny

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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