In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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