- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two planes walk into an office building

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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