Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Chlamydia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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