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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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