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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what's white and sticky semen

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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