- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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