- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Badabing.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Okay.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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