- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A chicken walked into the bar...

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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