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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

there once was a black man who played basketball

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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