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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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