- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Rush Limbaugh

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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