Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

hello

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

thumb_up thumb_down -23

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops