There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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eat a hot dog

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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