- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

My Butthole.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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