- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Nah

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

I am a mime

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Ms Leong Sux

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