- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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