- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A seal walks into a club.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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