- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

25

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??