What's city is in New York New York City

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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LET

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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