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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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