why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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I'm Polish.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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haha

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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