- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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