- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Double-whammy

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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