Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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