What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Justin beiber..

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Anti Joke

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