- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

One below was by me: Walter H

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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