- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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