- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby