if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

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