Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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I once did something.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

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