A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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