- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Blacks

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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