- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christianity.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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