- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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