Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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